Uma conversa idiota com pessoas idiotas e eu me passando por idiota

Vou explicar:
1º primeio eu conversei com um cara, ele termiou a conversa
2º encontrei otro cara que leu a conversa e começou a tagarelar
3º e isso é totalmente nonsense
Ps: Meu teclado tava bugado
Pss: aquele link que eumandei é do baka friends traduzido paa o inglês

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Stranger: what's the plan?
You: now
You: you go to
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 1743 easy street right?
You: pick up the gun
You: e
You: yep
Stranger: ok good
You: i'm gonna to check
Stranger: what type of gun is it?
You: the mercadorie
Stranger: thats a good one
You: a shotgun
Stranger: are you gay?
You: 1743 easy street ok????
Stranger: only homos use shotguns
You: no
You: im woman
Stranger: this is a mans job
connection over

Stranger: huh
Stranger: thats cool i guess
You: you picj up the
You: plan?
Stranger: yeah
You: go to 135 street
Stranger: i dont care
You: and talk to a man called !joe"
Stranger: im sorry
You: ¬¬
You: so....
Stranger: so yeah
You: i'm gonna to needto kill you
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: ok thats awesome
You: you now a lot
Stranger: you want my address or??
You: ye
You: go to 135 street
You: joe go to kill you
Stranger: im tired
You: ¬¬
You: ok....
You: go to the bathroom
Stranger: ok
You: annnd
You: die
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how?
You: try to apaer an acident ok?
You: i dont now
Stranger: ok
You: just.... do it
Stranger: so
Stranger: i was playing xbox
You: so?
Stranger: and i realized how many retards there are in the world
You: and????
Stranger: it was annoying
You: cool !!!
Stranger: like, people doing borat voices still
Stranger: like....
Stranger: really>
Stranger: ???
You: ok....
You: i guess
You: buut
You: try to apaer an acident ok?
Stranger: how was your day?
You: ???
Stranger: well?
Stranger: bad day?
You: yep
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: what was bad about it?
You: i'm loose a match
You: of super smash bros. braw
Stranger: against who?
You: Joe
You: Ò_Ó
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i like peanut butter
Stranger: i never realized it before
Stranger: but it is a really underrated food
You: ...
Stranger: when your hungry and dont have time to cook
Stranger: eat some peanut butter
You: hmmmm
You: good idea =D
Stranger: and drink some milk
You: gongratiolations!!!!!!
You: :B
You: you pass of the test
Stranger: yeah?
You: you canentry inthis ite now
You: http://translate.google.com.br/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fbakafriends.forumeiros.com%2F&sl=pt&tl=en&hl=pt-BR&ie=UTF-8
You: you can entry in this site now
You: http://translate.google.com.br/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fbakafriends.forumeiros.com%2F&sl=pt&tl=en&hl=pt-BR&ie=UTF-8
Stranger: sounds good
You: realy ?????
You: *_____*
Stranger: so
Stranger: you basically just sent me to the hell of the internet
You: no
You: thats the...
more stupid site of internet
You: my site
You: =D
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http://omegle.com/


Tradução (RÁ! você teve der lido tudo aquilo e nao deve ter entendido nada nem teve ter notado que havia uma tradução [muito mal feita] e deve esar com muita raiva de mim agora =D)


Conectando-se ao servidor ...
Agora você está conversando com um estranho acaso. Diga oi!
Você: Conectando-se ao servidor ...
Procurando por alguém que você pode bater papo com. Aguente.
Agora você está conversando com um estranho acaso. Diga oi!
Stranger: qual é o plano?
Você: agora
Você: você vai para
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 1743 rua fácil certo?
Você: pegar a arma
Você: e
Você: sim
Stranger: ok boa
Você: eu vou verificar
Stranger: que tipo de arma é?
Você: a mercadoria
Stranger: isso é bom
Você: uma espingarda
Estranho: o senhor é gay?
Você: 1743 rua fácil ok??
Stranger: apenas homos utilizar espingardas
Você: não
Você: so mulher
Stranger: esta é uma tarefa para homens
Seu parceiro de conversação foi desligado.

Stranger: huh
Stranger: isso é legal,eu acho
Você: você entendeu o
Você: plano?
Stranger: sim
Você: vá para a rua 135
Stranger: eu não ligo
Você: e fale com um homem chamado! Joe "
Stranger: desculpe
Você: ¬ ¬
Você: Então ....
Stranger: então....
Você: Eu preciso agora de te matar
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: ok thats awesome
Você: você sabe demais
Estranho: você quiser que o meu endereço ou?
Você: sim
Você: vá para a rua 135
Você: joe vai te matar
Stranger: estou cansado
Você: ¬ ¬
Você: ok ....
Você: ir ao banheiro
Stranger: ok
Você: eeeee
Você: morrer
Stranger: ok
Estranho: como?
Você: tentar parecer um acidente ok?
Você: como?
Stranger: ok
Você: apenas... faça
Stranger: e?
Estranho: eu estava jogando xbox
Você: sim?
Stranger: e eu percebi quantos retardados existem no mundo
Você: e??
Estranho: era chato
Você: legal!!!
Estranho: como, pessoas fazendo borat vozes ainda
Estranho: como ....
Stranger: realmente>
Estranho:?
Você: ok ....
Você: Eu acho
Você: maaas
Você: tentar apaer um acident ok?
Estranho: como foi seu dia?
Você:?
Stranger: bem?
Stranger: mau dia?
Você: sim
Stranger: desculpe
Estranho: o que estava mal?
Você: Eu sou um perdi um jogo
Você: de Super Smash Bros. braw
Stranger: contra quem?
Você: Joe
Você: O_O
Stranger: oh
Estranho: Eu gosto de manteiga de amendoim
Estranho: Eu nunca percebi isso antes
Stranger: mas é realmente um alimento subestimado
Você: ...
Estranho: quando você fica com fome e não têm tempo para cozinhar
Estranho: apenas coma manteiga de amendoim
Você: hmmmm
Você: uma boa ideia = D
Stranger: e beber leite
Você: gongratiolations !!!!!!
Você: :B
Você: você passar do teste
Stranger: sim?
Você: você agora poder neste site :B
Você: http://translate.google.com.br/translate?u=http% 3A% 2F% 2Fbakafriends.forumeiros.com% 2F & sl = pt & tl = pt & hl = pt-BR & ie = UTF-8
Você: você pode entrada neste site agora
Você: http://translate.google.com.br/translate?u=http% 3A% 2F% 2Fbakafriends.forumeiros.com% 2F & sl = pt & tl = pt & hl = pt-BR & ie = UTF-8
Stranger: parece bom
Você: realmente ?????
Você: *_____*
Stranger: e?
Estranho: você basicamente só me mandou para o inferno da Internet
Você: não
Você: isso é ...
mais estúpido do site da Internet
Você: o meu site
Você: = D
Seu parceiro de conversação foi desligado.

o jamilo tinha q ser o idiota da historia

EU ENTENDI QUASE TUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eu so alguem na vida *-*

TÁ, NÉ O.Ô

eu nao tenho sorte!

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Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: age/sexo/from?
You: my age (it's a secret)/man/brazil
Stranger: Brazil õ/
Stranger: qual estado?
You: O.o
You: mg
You: foi o que eu imaginei
You: venha para esse site:
You: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com
Stranger: que site é esse?
You: o inferno da internet
You: gostou?
Stranger: coisa esquisita!
You: O site mais besta/infantil/ridículo/idiota/para doidos do mundo
You: site meu e do meu amigo!
Stranger: quantos anos ele tem?
You: =D
You: its a secret
You: gostou?
You: *_____________*
Stranger: morri rindo
You: oh
You: entao vce gostou OMFG *pula de um penhasco* ai
Stranger: ¬¬
Stranger: seu nome também é um segredo?
You: e *faz cara de mau*
You: e o seu?
Stranger: não era, mas passou a ser :p
You: hmm
You: ops
You: fui comer um macarrão mas sem querer caiu meleca nele
You: =PP
Stranger: meu deus, você deve ter 10 anoos
You: talvez o.O
You: e vce
You: qtos anos tem
Stranger: its a secret too
You: loool
Stranger: sudhusdhdus
You: vce e otaku/baka/algo que não tem nada pra fazer a não ser sei la ir ao banheiro?
You: e viciado em animese?:
You: animes*
Stranger: nao
Stranger: sou viciada em internet, chocolate
You: vce e mulher??
Stranger: festas,
Stranger: uhuum
You: ho
You: eu sou viciado em chocolate, pc, chocolate, ler, chocolate e chocolate!
Stranger: ah eu sou viciada em livros também, principalmente Twilight
You: ah sim, e também em construir uma máquina do tempo e voltar na era dos dinossauros!
You: cá entre nos: meus pais nao sabem, mas eu me encontro com aliens toda noite!
Stranger: também adooro comprar sapatos e vicio em ir e voltar da lua em uma noite
You: hmm
Stranger: sério o.O, eu tenho um caso com uma anemona marinha
You: entao vce conhece o paulo maria simpona azevedo? o alien mais legal que conheço la da lua! ele já me abduziu @_@
Stranger: nunca vi você por lá :S
You: mas eu sou o melhor amigo dele! @_@
Stranger: atá, mas continuo sem ter visto voce por lá
You: que estranho
You: olha minha prova de matematica
Stranger: não vejo!
You: (o povo diz que e de desenho , mas é de matemática! afinal, as fontes de energia foram inventadas por matemáticos não é?)
Stranger: aham
Stranger: ta e o resto da prova?
You: https://i.servimg.com/u/f84/12/64/88/13/20081110.jpg
You: vce e so a 40264474 pessoa a ler isso
You: nao
You: 40264475!
You: sabe
Stranger: aii tchê, qué um conselho?
You: ?
You: qual
Stranger: se mata!
You: *pega uma faca* eu ja estava imaginando em fazer isso...
Stranger: =D
You: mas aqui
You: meu nome e lucas e eu tenho 11 anos
You: adeus
You: *corta os pulsos*
Stranger: 11 anooos?
Stranger: pensei que tivesse 3
Stranger: pq até a minha irmã de dois anos tem mais capacidade mental que você
You: vce nao ta vendo que eu morri?
Stranger: to, mas eu quis fazer esse comentário
You: vce e esperta
You: parece com minha mae de 56 anos
You: e vce
You: nome/idade
Stranger: claro, perto de você, até um átomo(coisa que voce não deve saber o que é) é mais esperto
You: o que e atomo?
You: tem alguma coisa a ver com frango nao tem?
You: acho que e uma parte dele
You: estou certo?
Stranger: Meu nome é Angela e eu tenho 15 anos e um átomo é o que forma a matéria (coisa que voce não deve saber o que é também)
You: bom, pelo o que entendi um atomo e uma parte da materia escolar do frango?
Stranger: aai você ainda nao se matou?
You: eu cortei os pulsos
You: mas explica o que e atomooooo
You: um atomo e uma parte da materia escolar do frango?
Stranger: é
You: UAU
Stranger: finge que acredita
You: ACERTEI UMA COISA NA MINHA VIDA
Stranger: coitado
You: agora preciso descobrir quais sao os 3 metodos de eletrização
You: vce sabe?
You: humm droga
You: meu peido saiu molhado
Stranger: por atrito;
por contato;
por inducão
You: vou no banheiro ver o que foi
You: ja volto
You: voltei
You: vou ter que trocar a cueca
You: =PP
You: aqui
You: que inducão que e essa que voce falou? e um cão indu ou e uma indução de fazer algo estranho??
Stranger: indução**
You: aah soooh
You: pronto! troquei a cueca!
Stranger: ¬¬
You: ??
You: qu foi?
Stranger: ai criança, voce já procurou um psiquiatra?
You: ja o doutor alfredo
You: bom, ele manda eu nao cagar na calça mas eu nao aguento
You: me da uns remedio estranho que me deixa de piriri
You: ah e ele também manda eu cortar os pulsos
You: brincadeira
Stranger: e pq voce ainda nao cortou?
You: mas o do piriri e da caganeira e verdad
You: sei la
You: eu sou mazoquista
You: gosto de sofrer *-*
You: meus pais sao muito estranhos
Stranger: hihihi, descobrii uma coisa
You: eles nao gostam de mim T_T
You: ?
You: o q?
Stranger: não, eu não descobri, pq desde o inicio eu já sabia
Stranger: suhdushdusds
You: o
You: o q?
Stranger: voce nao tem 11 anos, nem 3
Stranger: pq nenhuma criança de 11 anos seria capaz de falar tanta besteira
You: mas se eu tivesse menos eu nem conseguiria falar! muito menos mexer no pc e descobrir esse site!
You: e pq
You: meus pais sao maus
Stranger: então voce deve ter mais
You: eles me mandaram pra uma casa estranha cheia de menino malvado que ficava brigando e gritando
You: eles me punham numa cela
Stranger: pena que voce nao morreu
You: e quando eu gritava com eles eles me punham em um lugar escuro
You: dava medo T_T
You: vce e de qual estado?
Stranger: ah isso é um segredo
You: =PP
You: pelo o menos tenho com quem conversar
You: sabe
You: ninguem na escola gosta de falar comigo
Stranger: eu sou a unica que te aguentei
You: por isso vce e legal
You: *-*
Stranger: voce me diverte, eu nao ria tanto a séculos
You: quer casar comigo?
Stranger: quero
You: EEEEEEEEE MAMAE
You: agora vou ter uma mamae pra viver junto comigo longe dos meus pais!
Stranger: ah concerteza (y), pode crer
You: porque poz esse y em parentuses?
Stranger: pq eu tava afim
You: me explica
You: e o q e afim?
Stranger: voce mora em apartamento ou casa?
You: apartamento
You: ei
You: nao e apartamenta nao?
Stranger: então abre a janelinha e se atira por ela
You: mas eu moro no terreo!
You: sabae
You: sabe
You: no meu predio
You: tem o terreo, a maior das casas (menos as outras casas T_T) e ai tem mais 3 andares em cima de mim
You: morro de medo de tudo desabar em cima da gente
You: queria morar no ultimo andar
You: beeeem mais seguro!
You: ta ai?
Stranger: aham
You: tenho que ir ao banheiro
You: eu posso ir?
Stranger: vai
You: ja fui
You: ixi
Stranger: aproveita e se afoga na pia
You: minha mae vai ficar brava
You: molhei o carpete todo!
Stranger: bocaberta!
You: ?
You: como assim?
You: pra ficar com a boca aberta
You: ?
Stranger: é
You: ta
You: voce ta em que serie?
Stranger: tá é sério agora vou sair pq tenho que absorver conhecimento, coisa que essa conversa não tá gerando e aproveita para estudar os trecos da eletrização, já que isso é mátéria avançada, nao para uma criança de 11 anos
Stranger: 2º do médio
You: O.o
You: vce esta no 2º ano do ensino medio?
Stranger: sim
You: nussa
You: e com 15 anos?
Stranger: sim
You: O.o
You: voce pulou quantas series?
Stranger: uma só
You: O.o
You: tem certeza qe você tem 15 anos?
You: ou ainda vai fazer 16?:
Stranger: tenho
Stranger: nao, fiz 15 no inicio do ano
You: eu to na 2ª série do especial 2
You: nossa
You: queria ser das séries normais @_@
You: mas meus pais não deixam
Stranger: Tá bom, vou sair, estranhos como você nao falam com pessoas como eu.
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Stranger: ayeeeee.
You: hiu
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl! 14! nyc!
Stranger:
Stranger: you
You: boy - 13 and a half - brazil
You: here i am
You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/902772157_50a4b9e721.jpg?v=0
Stranger: k hold on
You: ?
Stranger: ohhhhshxtt
Stranger: dayummm boyy
Stranger: youhh uglyyyyy!
You: I am beautiful
You: you are ugly
Stranger: hahah yeahh SO BEAUTIFUL!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: mhmm'
You: its an image that i found on internet ¬¬
Stranger: i can seeeeee.....
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i seeen it b4
Stranger: hahah!
You: whats b4?
Stranger: d00d
You: d00d?
Stranger: IT MEANS. BEFORE
Stranger: YES!
You: sooo
Stranger: it Means DUDE
Stranger: dayumm
Stranger: yoo
You: hey
Stranger: so are you hot?
You: what?
Stranger: Do you think your hot???????????
You: i am not understanding
You: i do not speak english very well
Stranger: DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CUTE
You: hoooo
You: yes
Stranger: lemmee see a picc yoo
You: =3
Stranger: imaa show you a pic of me
You: i don't have a picture
You: of me
You: but you can show a pic of you for me
You: no problem
You: ho
You: here you are
You: http://images.uncyc.org/pt/3/33/Lunch_feia.jpg
You: but you really can show a picture of you
Stranger: yeahhh yo
Stranger: http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/80/l_067b9785a7f5492bb225706b17fb62fe.jpg
Stranger: THATS ME
You: ho
You: you are beautiful
You: but
You: I don't believe in you
Stranger: http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/100/l_76b91019ba8a4923b971dd866337b671.jpg
Stranger: that too
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: THATS ME!
Stranger: omgg!
Stranger: yoo!
You: diferent girls
You: you are making
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: wtffff
Stranger: SAME PERSON!
Stranger: omggg
You: you are not honest
Stranger: http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/l_6b7807346c124d018225a60b80ac4b5e.jpg
Stranger: SAME PERSON!
Stranger: dayumm
Stranger: look at that
You: OMFG
You: you steal celphones!
Stranger: wtfffffffffffff
You: cellphones*
Stranger: !
Stranger: THATS MAHH FONE
You: here are you https://mmg.photobucket.com/image/pessoa%20feia/tigerbr/coxinha/belezura/s5wxvn.jpg.html?src=www
Stranger: youhh dunn believe me?
You: I will send you to the police
Stranger: ayeee
You: muahahahaha
Stranger: youhhh maddd rude
You: no I don't believe in you
Stranger: http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/89/l_f796d5b7e0f24a3bbd64f0c6ba989220.jpg
Stranger: LOOK AT THAT.
Stranger: its me.
You: It's you girlfriend?
Stranger: huhhhh?
You: you understand me
Stranger: noo i dont
Stranger: yoo
You: this girl in your photo
You: she's your girlfriend
You: ??
Stranger: WHAT GIRL?
You: http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/89/l_f796d5b7e0f24a3bbd64f0c6ba989220.jpg
Stranger: THATS ME!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: and ew
You: OMFG
Stranger: im straight
You: OMFG
Stranger: WHATTTTT?
You: you are in sex with you!
You: the name is mastur...
Stranger: wtf aree yuu talkinn bout?
You: you have 13?
Stranger: 13 wat?
You: you have girl/boyfriend?
You: 13 years
Stranger: um? i dont understand you
You: you really have 13 years?
Stranger: HUHH?????????????
You: I am going to the bathroom
You: 1 minute
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You: asl?
Stranger: 17 girl indiana
Stranger: u?
You: 13 and a half/boy/brazil
You: Me > http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/902772157_50a4b9e721.jpg?v=0
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You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 16/f/can. you?
You: 13 and a half/m/brazil
You: me > http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/902772157_50a4b9e721.jpg?v=0
You: u > http://www.acreditesequiser.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/feia.jpg
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You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: 13/male/brazil and you
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You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 16, girl, london
Stranger: and you /?
You: 13/boy/brazil
You: 13 and a half
You: here
You: me > http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/902772157_50a4b9e721.jpg?v=0
Stranger: how are you ?
You: u > http://www.homensdopantano.blogger.com.br/feia.jpg
You: I am fine
You: and u
Stranger: me too
You: good
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You: hello
Stranger: felatio
You: asl?
Stranger: 82/f/Montreal
Stranger: You like wrinkles, sonny?
You: O.o
Stranger: I've got a dusty cooch waiting for you.
You: 13 and a half/m/Brazil
Stranger: I hope you like sandpaper.
You: ?
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You: hello
Stranger: Hi.
You: asl?
Stranger: 21, male, brazil.
You: ho
You: 13 / homem /brasil
You: I LIKE NOODLES
You: !!!
Stranger: Eita.
Stranger: Bom pra você.
You: VOCÊ CONSEGUE GOSTAR DE NOODLES TANTO QUANTO EU?
You: PORQUE O BIXIM AQUI GOSTA!
You: OLHA VOCÊ AQUI
You: ACHEI SUA FOTO!
You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/902772157_50a4b9e721.jpg?v=0
Stranger: Ache a foto do meu pau.
You: aqui
You: http://www.ff.uc.pt/~rmatos/panodopo2/RC/urso_de_pau.jpg
You: CAN YOU LIKE NOODLES A LOT?
You: BECAUSE I LIKE!
You: JFFAPOSDFNIIAOSFM
You: AFIVOASMFISA
Stranger: NÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÕOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: ASVFJIOSAFMAS
You: FASFMAISOFM
You: ASFIOAMFIAMF
You: ASFAIOSFMAISFAS
You: FAS
You: S
You: HSFGJ
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You: KJSFJSF
You: JSFJ
You: SH
You: SDGJSFGJSF
You: H
Stranger: Você é nerd.
You: I LIKE FLOODING
You: SFYJ
You: FJS
You: J
You: FS
You: HSFJSJM
You: SNS
You: HUUMUSRUMS
You: pedofilo
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You: FNOISFMIOSFNWA
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You: AFMAWEOFNEAOF
You: ASFMIOWEFMNASLNFAES
You: FASMFIOSAEMFISENFA
You: FOIEANFALMFISONF
You: ASFEISAENFEISANFLKESMFAE
You: FASILEFNALFMNESAIFNA
You: FSRNTATNJAMDGJ
You: AMKASAYTMYETMAYAY
You: AMYAYMTYMDFYMYMAM
You: YAMDYTMYTMT
You: ,TRYJNYHSFG,H
You: pedofilo
You: SD FHMSFGH
You: SJM
You: FJ
You: SFHJ
You: SF
You: JFD
You: M
You: FSJ
You: SF
You: J
You: SF
You: J
You: SFM
You: FS
You: J
You: SFJFJSFJSF
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Stranger: ayyyyyy
You: asl
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 female canada
You: 13/male/brazil
Stranger: you?
You: 13 and a half
Stranger: shit
You: I LIKE NOOODLES
You: HERE I AM
Stranger: ME TOO
You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/902772157_50a4b9e721.jpg?v=0
Stranger: haha
Stranger: fuck you
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separa as conversas em cores XD

preguiça

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Stranger: Hi! Where are you from?
You: hi
You: poop land
You: and you?
You: :B
Stranger: brasil
You: legal
You: ....
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: vc é muito brasileiro né?
Stranger: ta de brinks ne?
Stranger: ¬¬
You:
Stranger: pq? hahuauhahua
Stranger: queria ve se eu is disconnecta?
You: não .='-'
You: mas....
Stranger: qual teu nome?
You: asl?
Stranger: mas oq?
Stranger: 19
You: asl
Stranger: M
Stranger: e tu
You: 13 M
Stranger: zoa
Stranger: sou H
Stranger: hahahaha
You: \o/
Stranger: queria ve se tu era M msm =P
Stranger: mais tenho 19 msm
You: eu colokei M de "male"
Stranger: jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: ¬¬
You: ¬¬
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: talk to me = )))))
You: poop is delicious
You:
Stranger: good bye
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Stranger: 17 male pennssylvania
You: hi
You: cool!
You: secret/ secret / secret
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: ok
You: ok...
You: so...?
You: ....
You: poop is delicious
You:
You: with milk
You:
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Stranger: hi
You: poop is delicious
Stranger: f ?
Stranger: or m ?
You: m
You: or f?
You: asl?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: m 16 france
Stranger: u ?
You: i'm ask before
You: ¬¬
You: ok
You: 13 / m / Brazil
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: of
Stranger: robinho is great
You: I don't like soccer
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You: poop is delicious
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MAIS:

You: eat my mothers poop
You: and then
You: EAT THE BEST POOP EVER: MY POOP!
You: =)
You: =))
Stranger: 囧
You: =),)
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You: hello
You: HELLO FUCKER
Stranger: 春哥
You: _I_
Stranger: 凸
You: do you want to eat poop?
You: I LOVE POOP
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Stranger: hello!
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
You: age/sex/location?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: male
Stranger: china
Stranger: you?
You: good
Stranger: what about you
You: 23/female/brazil nao sou mulher nem gay e so pra encher o saco dele
Stranger: nice
You: want to do somethink?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what do you want
You: I WANT TO EAT POOP
You: AND I AM MALE
Stranger: crazy
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essa deu medo:

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You: hello
You: asl?
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You: hi
You: I SAY HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SAY HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1





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You: hi
You: man
You: say hiiiii
You: plz
Stranger: ..hey
Stranger: wut
You: o
You: hello
You: ^^
Stranger: ok.........
You: man, what's the problem with you?????????????????
You: ok]
You: i now you hate
You: me
Stranger: if you say so
You: nobody likes me anyway
Stranger: shit happens
You: yep
You: i now
Stranger: me too
Stranger: boring.
You: i'm the biggest shit of this fucking world.....
You: and
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Stranger: hello _)
Stranger: *
You: hello
You: what??
Stranger: from?
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Stranger: hello
You: ho random stranger
Stranger:
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Stranger: hi
You: hi random stranger
You: man.......
Stranger: im a man indeed
You: random stranger is a big name....
You: did you have other name
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i always been, you
You: age: 666
You: sex: i dont have a real one
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You: ¬¬
You: helloooooooooooooo
You: i say hello
Stranger: ops
You: answer me
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: how are you?
You: NOW
You: im fine
You: not so bad
Stranger: hehehe
You: not so good
Stranger: okay
You: fine
Stranger: where are you from?
You: just fine
You: from nowere
You: but everywere
You: and you will never now de true
You: muahahahahahahahahah
You: now
Stranger:
You: you gonna explode
You: BOOM
You: aha
You: now
You: you dead
Stranger: male or female?
You: o
You: or
You: and you??
Stranger: male
Stranger: i live in brazil
Stranger: ^^
You: serio???
You: O.o
You: q facil de falar agora
Stranger: sim
You: hehe
You: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: pronto
You: agora
You: escolha uma arma
Stranger: eu quase nao entendi muito bem o que vc me disse
You: lol
Stranger: parece meio agitado
You: eu?
You: imagina
Stranger: lol
You: IMAGINA
Stranger: yes
You: é claro q naum
You: nunca
Stranger: qual seu nome?
You: em nenji,a galaxia
You: gi
You: gigi
You: e você
You: ?
You: /???
You: /????
You: /???????????
/?
You: ?
You: /]/
You: ]?????
You: RESPONDA-ME HOMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: nossaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: isso é nome de homem ou de mulher?
Stranger: meu nome é Kael
You: naum é nome
You: é
You: bom
You: silabas
You: kael????
Stranger: hum
You: caim
Stranger: sim
You: caum
You: caqui
Stranger: auhasuahsauhsauh
You: cuquel
You: mamel
You: menel
Stranger: quantos anos tem?
You: fidel
You: alguns
Stranger: UHASUASHAUSHAUH
You: a mais ou a menos
Stranger: "engraçadinho"
You: ¬¬
You: oq você quer dizer por isso???
Stranger: disse que tué bem agioooooooooooooooo
Stranger: enpontanio
You: você sabe oq pode acontecer com você se caçoar de mim???????????????????
Stranger: alegre
You: em
Stranger: isso
Stranger: ^^
You: SABE??????????????????
You: ok
Stranger: no
You: agora
You: CHEGA
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: stranger, eu JA CHEGA!!!!!!!!
You: to indo embora
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Maldito, desconectou antes de mim ¬¬



Ninguem nessa budega gosta de mim


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Stranger: hello
You: ga
You: gagagagagagag
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You: opsie
Stranger: hiyya
You: i got a poopsie
Stranger: where are you from?
You: from a place
You: and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: okkayy Smile
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You: say hi: hi
Stranger: hey hey
You: say ?:?
You: say lol:lol
You: say XD:XD
You: i dont no how think
You: how think???
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You: hi
You: by
Stranger: yo i'm a gangster. isn't that cool
You: ??/
You: i dont have mind
You: i cant think
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Stranger: hi
You: hi:(
Stranger: have a found a normal person yet -.-
You: no
Stranger: damn
You: i'm alien
Stranger: excellent!
You: ??
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: you alright?
You: I'm green i have a big head a big eye i think so
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You: Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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Stranger: uhu
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!: hi strange

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Stranger: hi;>
You: Ò_Ó
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KKKKK TO RINDO MTO ....MTO BOAS ESSAS CONVERSAS kkkkkkkkkkk

é super funny *__*

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You: hi stranger
Stranger: what's up
You: say your code
Stranger: what?
You: when the cat fly the dog walk
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Who are the Patriots?
You: idk
You: U_U
Stranger: i need to know
Stranger: who are they?
You: GOOGLE
You: 8D
Stranger: patriots have blocked google
You: ...who are they?
Stranger: thats what i'm asking for
You: really?
Stranger: they will kill me
You: oh YAHOO
Stranger: huh?
You: google its bloked? go to YAHOO
Stranger: no. yahoo sucks
You: i know u_u i hate it
Stranger: i think they blocked it too
You: aa visit https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
You: =D
Stranger: what is there?
You: forum
Stranger: what kind of?
You: baka 8D
Stranger: ok i will check
You: im a moderator
You: ^^
You: im ED-Kun
You: T-T
Stranger: you fucking patriot. i knew it was you
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i like pudim
You: thats cool
Stranger: whats that
You: food *___________*
You: kkk vc nao fala portugues posso te xinga 8D
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Stranger: Zork watoom chumble?
Stranger: Flibbit aroo!
You: lol limewere
Stranger: What?
You: lol limewere
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: lol
Stranger: limewire
You: lol limewere
You: =D
Stranger: Banana?
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You: oi
Stranger: hy
You: oi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: brazil e_e and you?
Stranger: Belgium
You: OH NO THE VOICES AGAIN
Stranger: wtf?
You: the vvvvvoices...
You: you never listen?
Stranger: to what?
You: to kill people i thing
You: isso ta tao nosense
Stranger: wtf..
You: you?
You: TANKS
Stranger: you are irritating me
You: you is the first
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: brazil?
You: i dont know
Stranger: no, im finnish
You: where i am
Stranger: http://images.uncyc.org/fi/c/cc/Porno-ismo.PNG <--- my picture
You: PLEASE CALL THE POLICE
in in this coordenates 134 ° est 257 north
You: they go to kill me T-T
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Stranger: horny?
You: HI ON THIS TIME YOU DONT GO TO DISCONECT
You: I GO TO DISCONECT!!!!!
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Stranger: Hey
You: BRASIL HI 13 YEARS
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Stranger: brazilian ?
You: sim
You: =D
You: yes
You: u_u
You: vc ta vivo?
Stranger: OOI
You: oi
Stranger: ´tem quantos anos ?
You: 13
You: e vc?
Stranger: h ou m ?
Stranger: 16
You: H
Stranger: iih, novinho, haha
You: ¬¬
Stranger: babaquinha, HAHAHAHA
You: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
You: Censurado e_e
You: xD
Stranger: vai crescer criança
You: vai ranja uma mulher
You: ONWED
You: 16 anos e fika aqui?
You: sem vida social
You: onwed
Stranger: eu sou mulher, haha
You: VAI RANJA UM HOMEM
You: hahaah
Stranger: já tenho
You: entao pq ta aki?
Stranger: ownde Censurado e_e
Stranger: pq to afim
Stranger: dã
You: vai fase algo de util na vida
Stranger: vai você
You: ja to fazendo : TE HUMILHANDO
You: onwed
Stranger: esquece que também tá aqui ?
You: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
You: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
Stranger: deixa de ser babaca, OWNDE é o ca****
You: e_e pod entra
Stranger: OWNED*
You: e onwed noob
Stranger: não vou entrar em po*** nenhuma
Stranger: seu nerd f**
Stranger: manuku via**
You: ja disse a que veio?
Stranger: idiota
You: so mesmo u_u
You: antes idiota do que alguem que prefere passa o dia aqui qndo pose faser coisa melhor na vida
You: pode*
You: onwed*
Stranger: por isso mesmo você é idiota
Stranger: eu só entrei aqui agora seu mer**
You: eu sei =D
You: igualmente
You: essa e minha 3 conversa
Stranger: fd-s
Stranger: não te perguntei
You: resposta pra burro e de graça
You: ONWED
Stranger: tudo pra você é OWNDE ?
You: onwede?
Stranger: ONWED *
You: uuahauh
You: sim tudo
Stranger: que coisa estúpida
You: onwed
You: nao acha mais estupido fika aki sendo humilhadO
You: ?
Stranger: quem disse que VOCÊ me humilha ?
Stranger: tadinho
You: EU
You: onwed
Stranger: aliás, ninguém me humilha não criança
You: e toda a logica u_u
You: EU humilho
Stranger: cresce e depois vem falar comigo
Stranger: pirralho
You: aaa vc ta certo ninguem te humilha vc ja nasceu humilhado
You: troxa tenho 18 Censurado e_e
Stranger: --'
Stranger: fod****
Stranger: tem 18 e continua sendo um babaca
Stranger: se tivesse 13 eu entenderia
You: tem 16 e continua sendo humilhado
You: u_u
Stranger: eu não sou humilhada
Stranger: por ninguém
You: re-le a conversa
You: se voce souber ler k vc entende
Stranger: muito menos por um idiota que nem você
Stranger: mas esse forinha ridiculos e infantis não me humilham
Stranger: só me divertem
You: deu pra ve por isso continua aki sendo humilhado
You: onwed e_e
You: fala ai vc nao vai sair nao né?
Stranger: isso não é humilhar
You: tem rasao e ridicularizar
You: desculpe
Stranger: isso é dar foras ridiculos, que nem podem ser considerados um FORA
Stranger: e se escreve raZão
Stranger: vai pra escola
You: EU NAO PRICISU DE AULA DE PURTUGEIS
You: eu ia mas matei minha prof D:
Stranger: --'
You: cara vc nao acredita qndo sangue esguixa
You: num unico furo de canovete
You: canivete*
You: 8D
Stranger: você é um babaca mesmo
You: vc gosta de mim?
You: eu so muito legal 8D
You: nao acha?
You: *_____________________________________________________________________________________________*
Stranger: não
You: se eu fosse chato vc ja tinha saido
Stranger: gosto de ver até que grau chega a sua idiotice
You: o maximo acredite
Stranger: to vendo
You: sabia k batata frita e feita de batata que foi frita?
You: mas fala ai eu te divirto 8D ?
Stranger: vai tomar no **
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Stranger: if you could kill one person who would it be
You: I NEED BLOOOOOOOOOOD
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ISSO NAO TEM GRAÇA MAS IDAI? so quero posta 8D

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You: hiest
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Stranger: ...
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oh shit

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Stranger: moroo
You: enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/

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Stranger: hare baba (:
You: enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
You: are biba
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: tik he
Stranger: firanghi estrangeira?
You: .....
You: .
You: ...
Stranger: ):
You: =)
Stranger: what is this website about?
You: i'm happy when you are sad and I'm sad when you are happy talk whit people like a dog
Stranger: now im sad
You: =)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :B
You: =3
Stranger: and when im ''
Stranger: you are :b
You: ???

You: ???
You: enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
Stranger: mm, ok
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Stranger: hi
You: look mom a emo[
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Stranger: hoy hóy
You: Enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
Stranger: no
Stranger: i fell of my
Stranger: i fell of my
Stranger: i fell of my moped
Stranger: i fell of my moped today
Stranger: i fell of my moped today and
Stranger: i fell of my moped today and messed
Stranger: i fell of my moped today and messed both
Stranger: i fell of my moped today and messed both my
Stranger: i fell of my moped today and messed both my knees
Stranger: i fell of my moped today and messed both my knees up
You: why you are emo?
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You: Enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/ tobi is a good boy
You: Enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/ tobi is a good boy
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Stranger: are you making fun mojih utrka'
Stranger: PWNED
Stranger: I PWN U!
You:
You: hi Enter here https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/ tobi is a good boy
Stranger: no halbo ingles
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WTF




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Stranger: hi
You: hi happy people
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You: hi stranger
You:  ／l、
“（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
  l、ﾞ ~ヽ
  じしf_, )ノ

Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!!!!
You: mi cat
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Stranger: Hi do u want to have web cam sex with horny 15 year old male
You: no
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WTF!!!!




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Stranger: hey hey hey
You: hi hi hi
Stranger: so
Stranger: with you
Stranger: what is up
You: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
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You: Enter here: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
You: my mother is a fish!
Stranger: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPAFPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPFAPFAP
You: I am the Water Girl
You: wow
You: .-.
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You: https://bakafriends.forumeiros.com/
Stranger: ijh
Stranger: sarasrasrfasfasfasf
Stranger: asfasf;,asfp[fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapafpafap
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Stranger: nigger
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You: oqe é Nigger
You: eiei
Stranger: fuck you anon
You: F for friends
You: who do stuff together
You: U is for U and Me!
Stranger: r is for rape
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You: C de seu Cabelo
Stranger: r is for rape
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You: K is foi STOP
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Stranger: r is for rape
Stranger: p is for pyramid head
Stranger: p is for pyramid head
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Stranger: hi
You: Oioi
You: Hi
Stranger: do you like heavy metal?
You: Yes
Stranger: great
Stranger: any favorit bands?
You: do you like fish?
You: AC DC
Stranger: havent heard fish
You: Bursun
You: I am a fish girl
Stranger: okey
You: everybody hates me
You: i don't undestan whyyyy
You: whyyy
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You: Hi
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: PLEASE HELP ME.
You: whats happend?
Stranger: I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle! Is this bad...?
You: YOU WILL DIE
You: RUN TO THE HILLS
You: NOW!!
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You: OR DIE
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You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Tobi is a good boy
You: whats up?
Stranger: ashley is' fine]
Stranger: wbu
You: I am a Fish Girl
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You: or not
You: do you like CARAMELL?
You: Como é Pudim em ingles?
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You: I love poop
You: Hi!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: you love poop?
You: yeah
You: I am the FIshGIrl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you horny
You: and u?
Stranger: just rob
Stranger: nothing weird
You: rob ._. ------------Rob=Roubar
You: Nice name ---------Eu pensei qe ROB era o nome dele
You: Ronaldo
You: are you a m?
Stranger: yeahh
You: cool
You: are you cool?
Stranger: yes
You: Married with me *-----------*
You: slá .-.
Stranger: whaty
You: your are my husband
Stranger: okay
You: im your wife
Stranger: cool
Stranger: make babies?
You: go keep the kid in the school man!
You: i think so
Stranger: nice lets do it
Stranger: wait
Stranger: how though?
You: I want 3 babies
Stranger: ok
You: Love me!